FUNNY THINGS!

nub123 wrote:What i do now:

#include
using namespace std;
int x, a;
float mas[1000];
void skaityti()
{
scanf("%d", &a);
scanf("%d", &x);
for(int i = 0; i < x; i++){
scanf("%f", &mas[i]);
printf("%.2f ", mas[i]);
}
printf("\n");
for(int j = 0; j < x; j++){
if (mas[j] > a) printf("%.2f ", mas[j]);
}
}

int main()
{
freopen("duom.in", "r", stdin);
freopen("rez.out", "w", stdout);
skaityti();
printf("Vesti skaiciai");
//system ("pause");
return 0;
}

What i must learn next year...

int parse_PE(void) {
#ifdef WIN32
IMAGE_DOS_HEADER *doshdr;
IMAGE_NT_HEADERS *nthdr;
IMAGE_SECTION_HEADER *sechdr;
int i;
u8 *p;

p = filemem;
doshdr = (IMAGE_DOS_HEADER *)p; p += sizeof(IMAGE_DOS_HEADER);
p += doshdr->e_lfanew - sizeof(IMAGE_DOS_HEADER);
nthdr = (IMAGE_NT_HEADERS *)p; p += sizeof(IMAGE_NT_HEADERS);

if((doshdr->e_magic != IMAGE_DOS_SIGNATURE) || (nthdr->Signature != IMAGE_NT_SIGNATURE) || (nthdr->OptionalHeader.Magic != IMAGE_NT_OPTIONAL_HDR_MAGIC)) {
return(-1);
}
imagebase = nthdr->OptionalHeader.ImageBase;
sechdr = (IMAGE_SECTION_HEADER *)p;

sections = nthdr->FileHeader.NumberOfSections;
section = malloc(sizeof(section_t) * sections);
if(!section) std_err(NULL);

for(i = 0; i < sections; i++) {
section[i].rva = sechdr[i].VirtualAddress;
section[i].offset = sechdr[i].PointerToRawData;
section[i].size = sechdr[i].SizeOfRawData;
}
return(0);
#else
return(-1);
#endif
}

This should be funny right?D:

Cool story. Bro.

Ty.

(spamming)

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put the pic's in spoilers :>

Lochverstärker wrote:

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put the pic's in spoilers :>

lol, nice pics :p

I will abuse this thread for UrT screend, which are only kinda funny :>

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this happened 2 times today. the first time rank asked and this one. I'm also kinda proud of this ..

Lochverstärker wrote:I will abuse this thread for UrT screend, which are only kinda funny :>

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this happened 2 times today. the first time rank asked and this one. I'm also kinda proud of this ..

I'm too, im getting compared with Loch! : >

I was just looking at who was online on the *EviL* servers, and check out who I saw at pistol&nades! Try guessing
Here's a tip (perhaps it's too easy):
OWNED

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lol

Holy shit! It's Abraxars!

Alco
Later he came on knives&boots too, and Witch had to kick him cause of his attitude

Ahahah. That's the sonic i know.

Lochverstärker wrote:

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Windows wrote:Analysis result:

You are pregnant.

Epic.


Congratulations Loch, you are hereby pregnant .

MS Paint Error

The operation was completed successfully.
There must be something wrong

Rofl

And..

Not an error. For diversity.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Lmao!

Here's what may happen if you don't understand English:



I love this I think I'm gonna use it as epic answer

Mr.Yeah! wrote:Here's what may happen if you don't understand English:



I love this I think I'm gonna use it as epic answer

Nice vid

BUMP

and another fail:

The fairy fail is epic!!

Not to fear, little children. I will *oooh*

Rofl!!

Lol! Nice vids, weedy

Try to read this:

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AND

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I can read upside-down texts, that one's no challenge

Damn! Almost got ya :>

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I guess everyone knows it D: